For you and yours to sing around the fireplace. Or the campfire. Or just around a lighted match, if that's all you got...
The (Southern) Christmas Song
Pork skins roasting on an open fire.
Chitlins nipping at your nose.
Waylon and Willie being sung by the fire,
And kids dressed up like Grandpa Jones...
Everybody knows some buttermilk and hogshead cheese,
Help to make the day a ball,
Although it's been said, many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas, to y'all.