My friend Other told me that one of his buddies, an LSU fan, said about the team's 5-0 record yet laughingstock reputaton: "We're beating folks with one coach tied behind our back." That's funny. My opinion...
So, here are some things me and Other think might be running through the headphones. We know it's not offensive football plays being sent in from the coaching booth upstairs. Hey, he's not THAT stupid...
"The ocean. Like from seashells..."
Rosetta Stone's 'How to Speak Portuguese"
Merle Haggard's "Wonderin' What in Sam Hill's Goin' On"
The Farm Market Report
NPR
Highlights from the '04 and '07 seasons
Nothing. They just keep down the noise from the crowd...