Tuesday, November 2, 2010

More from 'You Can't Make This Stuff Up...'

Opening Statement gems from the Nov. 1 LSU/Alabama Game Week press conference in Baton Rouge from the man under the hat, as chosen by my friend Other, who appreciates a good quote, even if he doesn't understand it:

"Offensively we worked both quarterbacks and we will stay with both quarterbacks.
It is a necessity that we need both quarterbacks' skills."

"I think our defense is looking forward to focusing on tackling tailbacks
and focusing on preparing for a very talented offense,
but one in which we understand the complexities a little bit better."

"I can tell you that we look forward to big games,
and whenever you line up against Alabama, it's a big game.
It is one in which will be approached with the mindset of
let's just play and let's enjoy how we play."